TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

This smells like cope.

Yeah, where’s the mask?

This is actually hilarious. I’m really hoping the slopification doesn’t stop at this pace. Rome is burning, baby. Bring the weenies and marshmallows.

a lot of people assume that security and stability just happen by magic

I mean, they’re both charades anyway? The only magic is smoke and mirrors.

Beautiful. I wish I could get a legal can.

No! The more of you weirdos that switch to the clearly superior form of piracy, the more they’ll go after p2p sites.

I thought they shut GeForce now down. Did I Mandela effect myself?

Great. Can we get a new cyberpunk IP though?

The real test is to ask about Cuba.

No thank you.

This is me except it’s when I get to work.

No! Any hero of mine must exactly line up with my ideology! Who cares if he arguably did more praxis than any single leftist I personally know! It’s more important that he agrees with the many sacred volumes of theory.

Everything is politics.

Can someone explain to me why this date is significant? I’m literally stupid.

Memes like this are why it’s worth living in a dystopia.

No wait, you’ll interrupt the natural process of jading that needs to occur before a larval leftist pupates.

I have recently added Tokyo Godfathers into my holiday mix. My wife cries every time despite “hating animated movies”.

I saw Wicked on Broadway because my wife wanted to go even though both of us hate musicals. It did nothing to change our minds about musicals. It was also one of the loudest experiences of my life, and I’ve gone to DJ sets where it felt like my heart wasn’t beating.

It’s pretty dang cool reading the whole article about reconstructing a face without actually seeing the face that was reconstructed.