TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

I saw Wicked on Broadway because my wife wanted to go even though both of us hate musicals. It did nothing to change our minds about musicals. It was also one of the loudest experiences of my life, and I’ve gone to DJ sets where it felt like my heart wasn’t beating.

It’s pretty dang cool reading the whole article about reconstructing a face without actually seeing the face that was reconstructed.

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

Based take from PC Gamer. Love to see it.

Brother is hurtling towards 90. I wouldn’t trust him to lead a drum circle.

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it’s time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

Make sure the cracked game works on your PC. Make sure you’re launching the game in compatibility mode with proton or whichever. 95% of the games I’ve tried have worked straight out of the box like that. For the rare ones that didn’t I had to download the Goldberg steam emulator and put that in the game folder. I hope that helps with your issue.

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

This kind of implies that the military is willing to shoot the wealthy? If so, based. I’ll gladly hold up the platform so the wealthy can be summarily executed. Don’t know who the other guys are on top but more of this, please.

How could they have a stand-off while simultaneously running away?

I wish I could run the “good” video AIs on my local machine. The only ones that are available suck. And yes, I want to make revolting pornography, of course.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

I’m glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they’re seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

Strawberry plants grow very close to the ground. I know there’s techniques to raise them and I’m sure there are varieties that are taller but that thing looks fake as hell.

2000 a week, right?

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

I’m not sure. I use xmanager for Spotify.

I think I had to update twice, maybe three times in the past four or five years? I’ve never considered that an issue.

I’ve been using a hacked Spotify app for years. It takes 5 minutes to set up and I don’t have to pay any money to a soulless corporation who will throw a few half pennies to the artists that I enjoy. Oh, and I get to disable the shit ui choices that they try to implement so I get a better experience than a paying customer.