Hmm… chocolate is made of beans… mac is grains & cheese is dairy… well I’m convinced!

So… a cake?

Miss Piggy has entered the chat.

Got my kids a bunch of the bluebrix sets before they went out of stock. Shhhh don’t tell them, they’re xmas presents.

High 90s

Use the duck-sized horses

All those beliefs you described are perfectly fine and reasonable. Finding someone else who feels the same as you about all that stuff is a long shot though. It’s a lot of boxes to tick. Plus they have to be in fairly close proximity to be IRL friends, so even lower odds. Then you have to meet by chance. Just on that math alone, you will almost certainly need to calm that inner monologue and accept people’s differences. Maybe you can meet some people you can be 50% friends with. Or just close enough on a few interests and activities. Know what I mean?

Bucket of chicken or cockpot?

A very bad word that we’re not even supposed to say on the internet, believe it or not.

Funny story. I know an old Chinese man who has a stutter. When he starts a sentence he often repeats the the the the the before he gets going. It sounds like removed removed removed. So far no one has confronted him but I always worry it will happen some day.

You got me lol

You got me lol

This perfectly illustrates why I have so many apps not updated

Where does this math come from?

We throw the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps!

“How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.”

• Jimmy Carr

Finally the trans agenda revealed

I feel the same way about pay-toilets

I went to several concerts in my youth. Collective Soul had a remarkable number of very tall people, all blocking everyone’s view. I really wondered what it was about that band that brought them all together.

Also badgers. Very angry ones. With weapons.