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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • One of my bosses (yes, I DO have more than 1) has a sign on his desk- “nobody knows what I do until I don’t do it.”

    Today they downloaded 23GB of porn to an external ssd and lost $1,235 in their personal portfolio.

    Don’t fuck with the lead IT person.

    “But why don’t you block the porn, Reygle?” NEVER interrupt management when they’re making a mistake.





  • Reygle@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.worldDon't Rule
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    14 days ago

    Definitely don’t do that. Rapidly letting all of the air out is VERY VERY LOUD. Instead, “do not” have a valve stem tool in your pocket and DEFINITELY do not barely loosen the stem core so that it leaks out slower but much more quietly, allowing you to be long gone when they “go flat”.





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