Fauxritos.
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MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca•MAGA Dad Gets Green Card Revoked Despite Backing TrumpEnglish0·5 days agoOhno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.
Go for it, it’s just about to blow up.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.English211·8 days agoI wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dktoNyheder@feddit.dk•Politiet om lattergas: 'Der skal gøres noget ekstremt'dansk0·11 days agoJa, det er ikke noget at grine ad.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How does usage of the N-word work?English151·11 days agoJust no.
I fucking love messy lasagna. It should be almost soup but with a top layer golden-brown baked cheese. Sometimes I sprinkle breadcrumbs on top to get it a little hard and crunchy.
I like to serve with tortilla chips and dip them in the goo.
Italians would probably take offense, but IDGAF - Cause my lasagna brings all the boys to the yard.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Ask an old black person. They'll give you stories for days.English24·15 days agoWell, to be fair bigots - and especially the north american red capped bigot - have an obsession with toilets that go far beyond racism.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Global News@lemmy.zip•Kanye West officially banned from entering AustraliaEnglish51·15 days agoA penal colony gotta have standards.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Unnatural Disaster is a mini city-builder where you try to destroy everythingEnglish1·15 days agoThat could be any city builder once I realize how bad I am at planning.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Technology@lemmy.zip•Half a million Spotify users are unknowingly grooving to an AI-generated bandEnglish8·16 days agoPerfect description of Buckethead, if not for the “only post 2023” qualifier.
Are those real teeth?
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever bought under $20?English3·16 days agoLidl’s tools are surprisingly good.
And don't just take my word for it.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Leopards ate Elon Musk's faceEnglish8·16 days agoJust look at all that rich, flabby facial meat.
Even I get a bit hungry.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do pet tarantulas grow to "love" or become "fond" of you?English1·17 days agoYou can tell they are spicy just from their looks.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dktoNyheder@feddit.dk•Danmarks største fibernet skifter navndansk2·17 days agoFame et dumt navn på så mange måder.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dktoNyheder@feddit.dk•Varmebølge rammer Danmark: Vi kan få over 30 graders varmedansk1·17 days agoJa, så kommer i til at se mine bare ben. Det er i selv ude om.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dkto Buy European@feddit.uk•Get excited for the next update.English2·17 days agoNot going share what service this is? Keep your secrets then.
Has a doctor promised him that his balls will eventually drop?