You’ve got 3 emojis in your name… I think you might use them more than most by a decent margin haha.

Exclusively doing the exact opposite of Ferrari would probably be a title winning strategy over the course of a year.

Some people get way too comfortable because they only ever run into people whos default reaction is “flight” because they forget that there is another reaction type that some of us have called “fight”.

My little brothers learned really fast that jumpscare “pranks” on me were a bad idea because when someone jumps out at me I tend to react by striking. Probably because I had an older brother growing up that “jumped” me all the time going up so I got used to doing things that way.

This is why I just stay home on Saint Patrick’s day. Green is my favorite color and I pretty much never wear it, but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them.

I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

I keep my Grinch ass home.

Welcome to Ferrari Hamilton.

Marko is a dusty racist old fuck. He should have retired years ago.

It’s Ferrari. At this point I’m more surprised when they don’t make shit calls or piss off their drivers over the radio.

Hamilton really got the full Ferrari experience first time out lmao.

Green

I’m hoping it’s just first race jitters. The guy was pretty handy in the Ferrari last year.

Alright guys. Who’s gonna end up on the wall first? Lance Stroll or one of the rookies?

My money is on Stroll.

Fair enough. Looks nice.

That’s an interesting looking gun. Is that a .22lr with a suppressor or do you just have huge hands and an unusual muzzle break?

And why do you need a gun to get eggs? Are you shooting these chickens off their laying spots? Haha

This motherfuckef over here flexing their eggs like it’s a goddamn drug bust. Hahah

I love it.

Technically correct while pissing a bunch of people off is exactly what he wants. He can (correctly) say that he was only speaking facts but it also “triggers the libs”.

So once again he’s dangling bait and everyone is taking it hook, line and sinker thus giving him exactly what he wants.

I swear if everyone just stopped paying attention to him he would shrivel up and die. These egotistical maniacs feed off of any attention and the people who hate him the most give him the most attention.

A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???

Edit: I feel like should clarify because avocados are like 4 bucks a pop here.

I’ve never had this issue. I beat the shit outta people in my dreams all the time lol.

Now I do have this one reoccurring dream where I’m peddling s bicycle and I can’t stop not matter how hard a try… Not a fan of that one.

They do seem a bit spammy. I might just disable bot posts then.

I want a machine that works me out while I sleep. I’m talking full body ripped (to my desired levels) all while I get my sleep for the night.

Just electrically stimulate my muscles constantly while keeping me in a deep sleep for 8 hours straight please.

I wanna wake up every morning feeling like I just left the gym after a solid full body work out.

…it’s not a business? It’s a service that costs money to run.

That would be like saying we need to reform the military because the business models is shit.

The military was never about turning a profit (for us). It’s about doing a job that we have deemed necessary.

It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this:

The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.