Shhh, I dont think we are allow to use the E word anymore

*Books

My 103 year old grandma has better joints

Book

I think it’s probably expired

I can put my right glove on my left hand

Probs

Utraque manus

Hook up a Sony Walkman to your headphone port and hit the red round button

Was it a threat?

It was aliens, they’re just dead now

A barrel so heavy it could break his back, and his back was so strong that it bounced off it anyways

That headline should be the title of the next movie

Still cheaper than in the U$A

Drumpf can suck my EV’s tailpipe

10/10 Lexx’iness

Okay thanks, never heard flogging used in that way

The misogynists were right all along

Flogging?

Damn i miss 2022