Not with the current price of eggs

Ruth looks good today. Her hair is tame as well. Somehow she is always standing in the wrong direction to the wind.

X Games has banned all electric dirt bikes from competition. All in the name of, and I quote, “maintaining a level playing field.”

He was a great Jew. We would call him the Great Chuck Jewmer. Not now, no, he’s now a Palestinian. He’s not my pal. So sad.

Jesus Christ!

Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

I’m going to need a banana for scale.

Love the ketamine look.

I want deviled eggs! And I might have to sell my soul

Listeriamania. One of my favorite Phoenix songs

Mount guns to their car? Start a go-fund-me if someone gets injured?

No hate taken. I was high and had a whole conversation in my head before I posted. Guess you didn’t know that.

Toes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.

Well I might be a fucking moron. But there are several trumpers in office that can’t answer that question. one of many examples https://youtu.be/xw3RFzX4AW4 I’m at fault for this. I did not post appropriately. Down vote as needed

Did Russia invade Ukraine?

Well that’s a complicated question. There are negotiations going on.

Is it weird that this meme makes a sound in my head?

But they smell like up dog.

I’ve put worse things in my mouth today.

Is it the episode where Bart starts his own club with black jack and hooker? Eat my shiny metal pants!