• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
    291·
    11 months ago

    "You whippersnappers don’t know null! When I was your age… it was actually quite temperate and lovely here. I’m sorry, kiddos.

    Now don’t forget to put those exo-masks on nice and tight or else you’ll catch your death of fire lung, and this isn’t the Bezos Elysium Station, we can’t just afford to clone you new ones!"

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
      114·
      11 months ago

      Personally I just want to offer to go with the children to the retirement homes so we can burn some boomers together.

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
        18·
        11 months ago

        Too broad a stroke. Burn down the homes of oligarchs and politicians who oppose climate legislation. They’re the ones burning down our future, might as well give them a taste of their own medicine.

        • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
          22·
          11 months ago

          Oh thats the plan as well. just…you know…the retirement home is literally a 3 minute walk from where I’m sitting. Baby steps.

  • Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
    191·
    11 months ago

    It’s so heartbreaking hearing my mother wish for a white Christmas every year. They’re not coming back, Mom…