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1 - I don’t want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure
2 - This spoon is simply incorrect
3 - This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
I’ll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I’m not happy about it
Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
But she deserves pleasure too.
She’s welcome to chose spoon 1
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I’m not simply weird, but actually cursed.
1 because I grew up with that spoon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
GOBLIN SHOVEL
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
Relevant username.
You’re not going to convince me that 4 isn’t a shoehorn.
It’s one half of grand papspys speculum and the soup is delicious.
“speculum” and “soup” belonging in the same sentence made me howl
