Anyone who is serious about home automation does not rely on cloud devices.

You cannot think this song is about you, surely, surely

Got me 😔

(posted from indoors)

A while ago, I wanted to try Home Assistant. Then I realised that I didn’t have a single thing to use it with. The locks are mechanical, the lights are simple LEDs, the irrigation system is manual, my car has push buttons, and I live in a safe enough area (by European standards) to not need doorbell or security cameras. Nothing I own depends on any external services other than the electric transformer down the street.

Never a better time to be a modern Luddite.