• ZephyrXero@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I just learned that in Collective Soul’s Shine, he’s not saying “you haven’t let your light shine down”. But it’s actually a Jesus song and 'heaven let your light shine down." Over 30 years I was wrong lol

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    “‘E’ for very, very, extra ordinary.” VS “‘E’ for very, very, extraordinary.” The way I heard it performed always sounded like two separate words. I was like, “damn, she couldn’t just be nice the whole song?” I finally read the lyrics when I was older.

    “I don’t want another heartache at my door, don’t want another heartache on my list” VS “don’t want another heartache on my lips.”

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    In The Fray - How to Save a Life, they sing:
    And I pray to God he hears you
    I always heard:
    and I paid a guy to kiss you

    The song is largely about a person trying to help/give advice to a depressed friend. With this change in lyrics, I feel the desperation of the main character shines through far more brightly.
    The friend has such low self esteem that you decide to pay someone to pretend to like them, because you’re out of options for how to cheer them up.

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    Like a dog without a bone, like an actor OUT OF ROLE

    For fuck’s sake Jim, actor out on loan, pff! What had he been smoking?

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    2 days ago

    At a punk gig once I heard:

    “Titties and cheesecake! Titties and cheesecake! Titties and cheesecake!“

    They were actually singing about “Tinnies (Aussie for beer) on Tuesday”. Not as good IMO.

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    3 days ago

    🎶Wrapped up like a douche, another owner in the night🎶

    🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza🎶

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      3 days ago

      I like to sing, “Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night” but yours sounds closer. That song is great for this. “Blighted by the right, wrapped up like douche, another Romney in the fight”

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        the full line from the song is

        Yeah, she/he was blinded by the light

        Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night

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    3 days ago

    “It’s too late to roll the dice” instead of “it’s too late to apologize” sounds much more meaningful.

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      3 days ago

      Ooh, I like this one! I thought it was, “it’s too late to call the job” when I first heard it and was pretty unsure what he was going for…

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          Yes! Of course. I now have a whole music video of someone hideously hungover, driving to work singing this… Kind of like the “everybody hurts” video but like crazy shit is happening.

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              Ah, so you are a Bexar drunk? I’m further down i10 myself, not sure I could go through that interchange every day.

              Edit: I am being too literal again, I think.

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    not always. I saw this in a forum meant years ago, I wish I had saved a screenshot or something…

    the forum thread was about the dumbest lyrics in songs and someone said sanitarium by metallica had these lyrics:

    Got some death to do
    Mirror stairs back hard
    Kill, it’s such a friendly word

    and complained it’s nonsense. why would stairs be made of mirrors, and what did that have anything with the rest… also what does stairs back hard even mean, etc …

    as you may have guessed even if you don’t know the song, the lyrics are “mirror stares back hard”, which means the person is talking about their own reflection having a look in their eyes.

    not only were the misheard lyrics dumb, but I always admired the sheer confidence of the person who, upon hearing these nonsense lyrics, instead of using their internet access to look it up to confirm, used it to complain how stupid it was without thinking twice about whether they could have misunderstood.

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    'Cause I’m in too deep
    And I’m trying to keep
    up above in my head
    All the thoughts in my head
    'stead of going under

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    I always think of Metallica’s Saint Anger:

    🎶 Medallion noose, I hang myself

    Saint Anger 'round my neck

    I feel my world shake

    Like an earthquake

    Hard to see clear

    Is it me? Is it fear?

    I’m not even angry with you

    I’m not even angry with you

    I’m not even angry with you

    I’m not even angry with you

    🎶

    Yet the real lyrics are:

    I’m madly in anger with you

    I’m madly in anger with you

    I’m madly in anger with you

    I’m madly in anger with you

    sigh…

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    Matthew Good Band - Load Me Up

    I always heard:

    Picture yourself (At) the MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting how come You’re in the stands?

    I loved this line as it was calling out the assumption when you picture something big, why are you in the crowd and not the star of the show? It felt motivating and a fun play on the way people imagine themselves in the world.

    It’s actually:

    Picture yourself The MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting Occam You’re in the stands

    Which, just doesn’t do any of the things the misheard lyric does. So disappointing.

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    Looking back on when we fisted
    I cannot escape and I cannot forget
    Baby, you’re the one, you still turn me on
    You can make me whole again